Wasn’t Me!
My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes […]
Nobody Better Lay A Finger On My Butterfinger
This past Christmas I was next in line to check out when the little boy in the seat of the cart started screaming he wanted a candy bar. He looked to be around 3-4 years old. He kept getting louder and louder and all his mom kept telling him was to be quiet and hush […]
iVHS
About two years ago in Pittsburgh I was in the electronics section when I noticed a lady wanting to buy an iPod. At that time, the classic iPods that play video were fairly knew. After an employee came over she began asking questions about it. When I heard her say “We have a VCR player […]
Piss & Run
So, I’m working 3rd shift at my local WalMart, stuck greeting, when this drunk guy wanders in off the parking lot. At this point his pants are falling down and he’s asking where the bathroom is, I point in that direction and he starts walking. At the same time a cashier is walking towards him, […]
