Mrs. Ed
Why even bother trying to tame that wild horse? Maybe people will be more outraged when they see her tied to a hitching post outside. Pennsylvania
The Mullet’s Stepsister
Ahhh yes, the rare asexual female rat tail. Although rare, unfortunately they are not yet extinct. Virginia
What’s Up, Doc?
Walk ten feet and get some help from that hair salon because it looks like Bugs Bunny threw up on your head. Unknown
The Wig Party
You should know it’s time for a change when your wig starts growing gray hair! It looks like a little youthful, but angry, animal is attacking her head. Georgia
